Friday, August 14, 2009

PAGING DOCTOR PLANT

Unless you’ve been in a coma for the last few weeks, you’ve probably noticed all the “angry mobs” going crazy at various town hall meetings on healthcare reform in America. And unless your coma began eight years ago, you should also be aware that it is alarmingly hypocritical of the Democrats to call the protesters at these town hall meetings “mobs.”

Let’s look back at the entire two-term presidency of George W. Bush. On almost a daily basis president Bush was hanged, burned, shot, and decapitated in effigy by masked dissidents in the streets of major cities all around the country, and for that matter, all around the world. Protesters rallied with signs depicting George W. Bush made to look like Adolf Hitler. Cars and buildings were vandalized and innocent bystanders were assaulted as the left side of America treated us to their brand of first amendment application. And amid all of this, the Democrats in Washington and their mouthpiece the media ate it all up and said how inspiring it all was.

But now that average American citizens, responsible, working-class taxpayers who have never protested a thing in their lives, are speaking out against the forced turn to Communism, the left is appalled. In an editorial for NY Times published on the 11th of this month, Maureen Dowd, either unable to read what she is typing, evil, stupid, ignorant, or under the influence of auto-writing, made the observation, “Instead of a multicultural tableau of beaming young idealists on screen, we see ugly scenes of mostly older and white malcontents, disrupting forums where others have come to actually learn something. Instead of hope, we get swastikas, death threats and T-shirts proclaiming ‘Proud Member of the Mob.’” Dowd Continues, “President Obama has proven quicksilver instincts, but not in this case. You would think that a politician schooled in community organizing and the foul balls of a presidential campaign would be ready to squash this kind of nuttiness”

Foul balls? I’ll show you foul balls. On second thought, I’ll leave that one alone.

Why do lefties like Hillary Clinton say things like “I'm sick and tired of people who say that if you debate and disagree with this administration, somehow you're not patriotic. We need to stand up and say we're Americans, and we have the right to debate and disagree with any administration,” as long as a Republican is in office, but if you so much as raise an eyebrow to the immortal Barack, you’re suddenly un-American? Oh right, I just remembered why. It’s not that people are “protesting” that makes the Democrats mad. It’s the fact that these people are going to TOWN HALL meetings and EXPRESSING THEIR OPINIONS to ELECTED OFFICIALS that makes them made. Wait. Isn’t that the whole point of a town hall meeting? I mean, where else can you actually meet the official you elected face to face and have a guarantee that they will hear you? Oh yeah, you’re supposed to call them and set up an appointment at their office. Good luck making that happen.

But now all the hypocrisy of pointing the finger and poo-pooing dissidents is starting to backfire in the faces of the Democrats. So they are adopting a new tactic: Soviet-style town hall planted audiences. At a town hall hosted by Texas Representative Sheila Jackson Lee, a Democrat, a supporter named Roxana Mayer got the mic and identified herself as a “general practitioner” (that’s a type of doctor, for all my disabled readers) and claimed to have been working as such for four years. Sheila Jackson Lee hugged Mayer and called for applause on the good doctor’s behalf. Mayer made her statement and silenced all those ugly old white people who had said that doctors were opposed to the Obama health plan, and sat down, having made a slam dunk for the Democrats. Except for one little detail. It turns out that Roxana Mayer isn’t really a doctor. TEE-HEE! Oh, and one more insignificant little fact. Ms. Mayer is actually an official Texas Delegate for… guess who… Barack Obama! LOL!

That’s a good one. And here’s another. At a town hall meeting in Portsmouth, New Hampshire hosted by the big dawwwggg Obama himself, a cute cuddly wuddly little girl named Julia Hall stood up to ask a question. The “president” said he was happy to meet Julia for the first time, and she proceeded with her question, saying, “As I was walking in, I saw a lot of signs outside saying mean things about reforming health care. How do kids know what is true, and why do people want a new system that can – that help more of us?”

The poor little girl saw mean signs! Hmmpf L Well, as it turns out for the Democrats, the devil is always in the details, and little Julia Hall is actually the daughter of a donor and contributor to Obama’s campaign for president named Kathleen Hall, a woman who has met Barack Obama multiple times and even has pictures of herself with the “president” on her facebook page. Also Kathleen Hall’s facebook page is a list of her “friends,” simple, down-to-earth, reg’lar folks, like: Democrat Martha Coakley, Massachusetts attorney general; Adam Parkhomenko, former aide to Hillary Clinton; Addisu Demissie, national political director of Organizing for America and former Ohio Get out The Vote director of Obama for America; Adrienne Elrod, chief of staff to Rep. Loretta Sanchez, D-Calif.; Huffington Post blogger Alan Rosenblatt, associate director for online advocacy at the Center for American Progress; and Alayna Van Tassel, budget and policy director for Massachusetts Sen. Pat Jehlen.

Apparently, Kathleen “won” tickets to the event and submitted her daughter’s question beforehand in hopes that the omnipotent Obama would shine his light on her disheartened little girl and let her have some mic time. Good thing Barack decided to call on that unfamiliar little girl, because it turned out to be another whiz-bang slam dunk for his team.

So where am I going with all of this? I could write a hundred more pages about all the plants at these town hall meetings, but I’ll spare you so you can get back to your important life of watching reality TV and wiping boogers under the couch. But in the tradition of wrapping up with some sort of point, I’ll finish by telling you that I’m just fed up with the double standards of the Democrats, the free pass they have with the media, these cold war Russia town hall meetings, and brainless anomalies like you who refuse to see the Democrats for what they really are: deceptive, hypocritical, agenda-driven opportunists bent on dragging this country down to the eighth circle of hell. Don’t get me wrong, the Republicans aren’t any better, but they aren’t the problem right now. Again I say this: it comes down to trust. And with all the hypocrisy the Democrats keep coming up with, can you really trust them to tell the truth about anything? Go back and look at political news from the past eight years and you’ll see what I mean by hypocrisy. Then you can answer the question posed in this paragraph.