I want to talk some more about losers, and while it's a fact that the half of you who have ever voted Democrat are losers, I'm actually not talking about you guys. Unless you've been on a drunken cocaine binge for the last three days, you've probably become aware of the "news" of David Letterman's latest self-imposed troubles. Apparently David Letterman has somehow been able to convince women other than his wife to have sex with him, and some other loser at CBS found out and tried to use what he knew about the affairs to blackmail Letterman out of two million dollars. Short story made shorter, Letterman told the cops and then decided to haunt the dreams of children everywhere by telling the entire world what he had done with these shameless/desperate-for-a-promotion/really gross women he works with.
And if you're wondering why I'm mentioning David Letterman for the second time in less than a week, it's not because I'm turning this into a celebrity gossip blog. This is actually a continuation of my last post, and it fits in perfectly with the purpose of this blog, which is to explain to you lazy stupid apes why liberalism is the anti-Christ. The secondary purpose of this blog is to insult anyone who reads it. So the point I want to make with the case of David Letterman is how emblematic he is of the typical liberal with a perverted ax to grind. If you didn't already know, David Letterman loves to make dirty, low-brow jokes about all kinds of conservative politicians, and conservative people in general, and he specializes in making creepy jokes about Sarah Palin. Now, I'm not a big supporter of Palin or any Republicans, but I'm willing to bet that Sarah Palin is a far better, much more morally admirable person than the scumhole David Letterman.
In the 68-and-a-half years that I've been alive, my observations have made me familiar with the most important law of nature, which is that dirty minds always gravitate toward liberalism as a means of self-preservation. And to ensure self-preservation, liberals(perverted dirtbags), will attack all virtue and all truth with no concern for decency or honesty, or even logic. David Letterman, being a nasty old fartbag infidel, fulfills this natural law by cheating on his wife over and over, and then ignores honesty and logic and decency by finding the audacity to take cheap shots at Sarah Palin and everyone like her.
You might say that David Letterman is just an entertainer and nothing that he says really matters anyway. Not true. I believe that the attacks against traditional values by radical leftists in the entertainment industry were largely responsible for the election of the current set of radically-left leaders in our government. Because when thoughtless, gullible, easily-manipulated zombies who NEVER follow the news or think for themselves or study history or politics tune in to some tv show they believe is nonpartisan and get doused in one-sided political trash talk, they tend to go along with whatever the people on that tv show are saying. And without even realizing it, anyone who takes their marching orders from someone like David Letterman is taking orders from a terrible, lying, piece of filth that should never be trusted by anyone.
But this isn't just about David Letterman, it's about virtually everyone in entertainment, and also every liberal politician, and most people who vote for them. And the point I want to make is the same point I made in my last post, which is that liberals are all shameful home wrecking perverts, and to take their side requires either that you become like them, or that you lose your soul by ignoring the truth about the side you're taking.
